Liquor, Explosives & Ammo T-Shirt

Pissed off and in a rush? Come to Liquor, Explosives & Ammo Emporium — now with convenient drive-thru service!

Let's face it, we all go a little crazy now and then. You catch your best friend sleeping with your lady. Some jackass in a German car cuts you off. The little prick at the AM/PM tells you they're out of Winston Menthols. Until now, acting on your every impulse to get boozed up and take revenge meant going to some big-box retailer. And by the time you got out of your car, found your bottle of Old Crow and semi-automatic rounds, then waited in line, you probably forgot what all the fuss was about.

No more! At Liquor, Explosives & Ammo Emporium, we'll have you raging drunk and armed to the gonads faster than you can say, "Maybe this isn't such a good idea."

And with our new Rapid Fire Rewards Card (TM), your purchases are deducted from a prepaid account so you'll barely have to interact with another human! (And let's face it, that's probably a good thing.)