Livin' the Dream
USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Wouldn't you want to be on this guy's level? I tell you what, this guy's really livin' the dream. I don't mean the "Learjet and marble bathrooms" dream. Those are more aspirations. I'm talking about dreams. You know, "soft clocks drooping on tree branches in the middle of nowhere" dreams. Or "tigers jumping out of a fish and onto a sleeping naked woman" dreams. Basically, the stuff we all dream about when we sleep at night. Right after eating something very weird.
Levitating fruit bowls. Spider elephants. Lobster telephones. Geopoliticus child watching the birth of the new man. Dreams, man. Dreams.
I just wish that giant, upside-down praying mantis would shut up already. Hey, when did Shirley Temple's head on a sphinx get here? Oh wait, I think I'm dreaming again...
Levitating fruit bowls. Spider elephants. Lobster telephones. Geopoliticus child watching the birth of the new man. Dreams, man. Dreams.
I just wish that giant, upside-down praying mantis would shut up already. Hey, when did Shirley Temple's head on a sphinx get here? Oh wait, I think I'm dreaming again...
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The Details
Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
Sizing
S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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Livin' the Dream
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt