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Livin' the Dream

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Wouldn't you want to be on this guy's level?

I tell you what, this guy's really livin' the dream. I don't mean the "Learjet and marble bathrooms" dream. Those are more aspirations. I'm talking about dreams. You know, "soft clocks drooping on tree branches in the middle of nowhere" dreams. Or "tigers jumping out of a fish and onto a sleeping naked woman" dreams. Basically, the stuff we all dream about when we sleep at night. Right after eating something very weird.

Levitating fruit bowls. Spider elephants. Lobster telephones. Geopoliticus child watching the birth of the new man. Dreams, man. Dreams.

I just wish that giant, upside-down praying mantis would shut up already. Hey, when did Shirley Temple's head on a sphinx get here? Oh wait, I think I'm dreaming again...
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