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Have you seen our lost kitty, Mittens?
Please help us find our lost cat! She answers to Mittens. She's an orange -- um -- "tabby" with black stripes. Some identifying features are her adorably fluffy sideburns, six-inch fangs and dead-cold stare. Oh, and she weighs close to 600 pounds, I should probably mention that. Also likes to play dead and chase things. She was last seen near the Evergreen Acres Petting Zoo.
She's a real sweetie, and we miss her very much! (But she's not really housebroken or good with children, FYI.) If you find her, please calmly refer to the number on her neck collar.
By the way, if you have a curious dog, antelope, or even young elephant, this might be a good time to lock them up.
She's a real sweetie, and we miss her very much! (But she's not really housebroken or good with children, FYI.) If you find her, please calmly refer to the number on her neck collar.
By the way, if you have a curious dog, antelope, or even young elephant, this might be a good time to lock them up.
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