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So why the heck did we make this?
1. When a friend succeeds at something, you:
A) Feel a sense of pride
B) Feel hollow inside
2. While giving a toast at a wedding, you would most likely talk about:
A) How great the bride and groom are together
B) The over/under on how many years they have
3. Your partner is 10 minutes late to meet you. You:
A) Understand, sometimes people are late
B) Ask who he or she was banging this time
4. When someone accidentally bumps into you in a bar and says, "Excuse me," you:
A) Say, "No problem."
B) Say, "What the f--k do you mean, 'Excuse me?'"
5. Do friends often have to suddenly remind you that you're on probation?
A) No
B) All the time
If you answered "A" to most of these questions, congratulations -- you're a lover! If you answered "B" to most or all of these questions, we'll make sure to leave you off our wedding list.
A) Feel a sense of pride
B) Feel hollow inside
2. While giving a toast at a wedding, you would most likely talk about:
A) How great the bride and groom are together
B) The over/under on how many years they have
3. Your partner is 10 minutes late to meet you. You:
A) Understand, sometimes people are late
B) Ask who he or she was banging this time
4. When someone accidentally bumps into you in a bar and says, "Excuse me," you:
A) Say, "No problem."
B) Say, "What the f--k do you mean, 'Excuse me?'"
5. Do friends often have to suddenly remind you that you're on probation?
A) No
B) All the time
If you answered "A" to most of these questions, congratulations -- you're a lover! If you answered "B" to most or all of these questions, we'll make sure to leave you off our wedding list.
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