Make My Day T-Shirt

"Speak softly and carry a big stick," that's what I always say. But if you don't have a stick, an enormous gun will also do. So without further ado, please to meet my friends, "Mr. Smith" and "Mr. Wesson." (For all you Commie peacemongers out there, that's a metaphor for my freakin' .44 Magnum.)

I had the barrel modified to be so long that it wraps all the way around and points at itself. Which, I suppose, technically makes it useless -- if not self-destructive. But that's not the point. The point is that a gun this size sends a clear message about the person holding it: "I do not have all my marbles."

But then again, who needs marbles when you've got a gun this big? So go ahead, make my day!