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Mars Sunglasses T-Shirt
Why Did We Design This?
How many times has this happened? You're strapped into your magneto-plama rocket, on day 39 of your 40-day trip to Mars, and suddenly you realize that the sunglasses you packed are only certified for use on Earth. Argh! Well, now you never have to worry about this again. Not with the exclusive new Mars Shades from Headline Shirts!
These awesome specs look just like the ones used here on Earth, but they're specially engineered to protect your eyes against the UV rays and solar winds on the Red Planet. (Our pointy headed legal department insisted that we issue the following disclaimer: We have absolutely no evidence to support this claim. Do not attempt to use these glasses on any planet other than Earth.)
So now you can sit back, relax, and focus on worrying about all the other hazards on Mars, like the toxic windblown dust or the deadly amounts of radiation permeating your body at every second. And those notoriously strong Martian cocktails!
These awesome specs look just like the ones used here on Earth, but they're specially engineered to protect your eyes against the UV rays and solar winds on the Red Planet. (Our pointy headed legal department insisted that we issue the following disclaimer: We have absolutely no evidence to support this claim. Do not attempt to use these glasses on any planet other than Earth.)
So now you can sit back, relax, and focus on worrying about all the other hazards on Mars, like the toxic windblown dust or the deadly amounts of radiation permeating your body at every second. And those notoriously strong Martian cocktails!
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