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Monkey Chandelier

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Regular Price: $28.00

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Where will you go when society crumbles?

Isn't this what you picture after the Apocalypse hits? The walls of civilized society crumble, leaving whatever zoo creatures survived to run free in once-opulent mansions.

And maybe the rich family that lived in this mansion somehow actually survives Armageddon. But instead of searching for other survivors, they go living in the mansion like everything's normal because they just can't deal with the fact that they're now no better than the monkey swinging from their chandelier. And all Mother can think to do is serve tea at 4:00 and talk about Junior's college options.

And finally Junior can't take it anymore and is like, ""Dammit, Mother! Can't you see it's over? It's over!"

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