Nature & Sh-t

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Wanna hear some stuff about natural history? Yellowstone National Park is home to a large variety of mammals, birds, fish, reptiles and amphibians. As one of the largest temperate ecosystems on the planet, Yellowstone... Um... Sorry, forgot what I was going to say. Something about the largest concentration of mammals in North America, I think? Er... Grizzly bears are pretty common. Oh, I think the wolf was reintroduced here like 10 years ago.

Let's see... There are a lot of weasel species. Black bears are kind of like grizzly bears, except not as badass. Oh, bison! There's a shit-ton of bison. But not as many as there used to be. Bighorn sheep. I think that's an animal. Watch out for moose. What else, um... Human activities, fragile ecosystem, white tailed deer, blah blah blah.

Listen, I'm gonna level with you. I have no idea what I'm talking about. Whatever. It's nature & shit. Why do I have to go into a big, long spiel about non-native trout or whatever? Can't you just enjoy it? Damn, get off my case!

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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