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Night Owl

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What makes an owl a "Night Owl"?

Wow, look over there, folks! On that rooftop -- it's the elusive North American night owl! What a treat -- they're rarely seen this time of day. Night owls are similar to regular owls, except instead of hunting rodents and fish, they close down the bar on Tuesday nights.

Night owls have no natural predators, but they do have a nemesis: the bush-tailed early bird.

Something must have aroused this night owl for it to be awake at this hour. Ah, that explains it! As you can see, they often regurgitate the indigestible parts of their last meal. In this case, mostly vodka mixers and what appears to be an omelette. Well, at least he managed to aim it directly on that early bird's Mercedes.

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