North Pole Vacation T-Shirt
Looking for a winter getaway offering sun and solitude? Willing to settle for one out of two? Come to the North Pole! Here at 90 North latitude, we've got it all, including:
• The world's second-largest Elf-powered workshop (watch out, Scandinavia!)
• A panoply of wildlife, including polar bears, birds that have veered way off course, and the occasional flying reindeer!
• Hundreds of miles of untouched (and constantly shifting) coastline!
Absolutely no other tourists to compete with!
• "Easy access" (via nuclear-powered icebreaker) to some of the Arctic's hottest cultural centers, including Svatbard, Qaanaag and Spitsbergen!
So what the hell are you waiting for? In just a few short days you and your dogsled team could be lounging on the pack ice, mushing it up with the elves!
• The world's second-largest Elf-powered workshop (watch out, Scandinavia!)
• A panoply of wildlife, including polar bears, birds that have veered way off course, and the occasional flying reindeer!
• Hundreds of miles of untouched (and constantly shifting) coastline!
Absolutely no other tourists to compete with!
• "Easy access" (via nuclear-powered icebreaker) to some of the Arctic's hottest cultural centers, including Svatbard, Qaanaag and Spitsbergen!
So what the hell are you waiting for? In just a few short days you and your dogsled team could be lounging on the pack ice, mushing it up with the elves!
