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One Less Car T-Shirt

It's time to get real about the environment. To do my part, I've stopped driving whenever possible. Biking? Not for me, I'm afraid. (Can't seem to find a comfortable seat.) No, instead I ride around town in my 1960s Aerojet Rocketpack. Sure, my half-mile commute to work now uses enough fuel to drive a Hummer limo across Montana, but it's all about having one less car on the road.

Call it my quiet statement against oil wars. (Except, as my neighbors will attest, it's anything but quiet. It sounds pretty much like a jet blasting off from the driveway next door.)

And here are some other planet-saving tips. 1. Instead of wasting paper towels, use a leaf blower to dry your dishes. 2. Replace your refrigerator at least twice a year to make sure it runs with maximum efficiency. 3. Paper coffee cups usually end up in a landfill! Instead of throwing them out, burn them in your backyard. (Use a low, smoldering flame that goes on for hours.)

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$19 Men's T-Shirt

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• Super Soft 100% American
  30/1 combed ringspun cotton
• Eco Friendly Water-based Ink
• Screenprinted tagless neck
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