Parking Cop Payback T-Shirt

Well ain't this some stuff -- a little taste of your own medicine! Nope, sorry, I can't take the boot off -- I only have the power to put them on. Oh, I'm sure it's all a huge misunderstanding. All you need to do is call the number on the tickets, pay the combined $1587.32 fine, and hope that the boot remover gets here before the tow truck, which is already on its way.

Sure, you can protest the tickets. Simply take a day off work and wait in line in some hellacious courtroom for eight hours until the asshole desk clerk says that you're in the wrong building. You know, standard stuff.

Of course, since you will have already paid the fees, we naturally take that as an admission of guilt.