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Citing the need to "get this [expletive] party started," President Obama today appointed the nation's first Party Czar. Known only as "Jonesie," the Czar will be responsible for directing the government's War on Wackitude.
Jonesie was sworn in at The Hula Hut on 8th Ave while dressed in his customary gorilla suit. After slamming a round of jager bombs with reporters, Jonesie said he plans to "send a message" with a series of raids on everything from lame sausagefests to poetry slams, weddings without an open bar, and Coldplay concerts. But he also spoke of the need for treatment and prevention.
"When almost 50 percent of teenagers have admitted to staying in on Friday night and watching Ugly Betty, clearly we're not getting through to them," he said.
Jonesie was sworn in at The Hula Hut on 8th Ave while dressed in his customary gorilla suit. After slamming a round of jager bombs with reporters, Jonesie said he plans to "send a message" with a series of raids on everything from lame sausagefests to poetry slams, weddings without an open bar, and Coldplay concerts. But he also spoke of the need for treatment and prevention.
"When almost 50 percent of teenagers have admitted to staying in on Friday night and watching Ugly Betty, clearly we're not getting through to them," he said.
