Party Like It's 1929 T-Shirt
Let's face it, as apocalyptic years go, 1999 was an embarrassing failure. Prince talked a big game, but when Two Thousand Zero Zero hit, the party was not over, there was no "oops" to speak of, and we did not run out of time.
Nope, for the real deal, you need to go back another 70 years to 1929. Now that was a doomsday that delivered the goods! We're talking cataclysmic market crashes, sudden and desperate poverty, and -- best of all -- total unpreparedness.
And in case you haven't heard, happy days are here again! (Happy for those of us in the apple and pencil industries, anyway.) So raise a flask of your finest bootlegged corn whiskey. It's time to party like 1929! We've even made you a t-shirt to get this party started.*
*In a pinch, the t-shirt can also be used as a blanket, though we find that newspaper offers better results.
Nope, for the real deal, you need to go back another 70 years to 1929. Now that was a doomsday that delivered the goods! We're talking cataclysmic market crashes, sudden and desperate poverty, and -- best of all -- total unpreparedness.
And in case you haven't heard, happy days are here again! (Happy for those of us in the apple and pencil industries, anyway.) So raise a flask of your finest bootlegged corn whiskey. It's time to party like 1929! We've even made you a t-shirt to get this party started.*
*In a pinch, the t-shirt can also be used as a blanket, though we find that newspaper offers better results.
