Pigeon Constellation T-Shirt

Pigeon Constellation T-Shirt

Seeking to kickstart flagging public interest in space exploration, the International League of Astronomers announced 12 new zodiac constellations today. The new celestial bodies take a "hipper" approach, reflecting elements of modern life that were sorely lacking in the old constellations.

"Sure, Capricorn is nice and all, but can anyone really relate to a 'sea goat' -- whatever the hell that is?" said ILA president Owen Ritchie. "And what about Cancer? Why don't we just go ahead and call it 'Horrible Disease' while we're at it?"

Some of the new constellations include City Pigeon, Labradoodle on Vespa, Newest Apple Product, Barechested Ryan Reynolds, Sausage McGriddle, UFC Douchebag, Dr. Drew, and Rihanna Nipple Slip. 

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