Pirate Seal
USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Just can't get enough of that pirate rhetoric? Ahoy, mateys! Feast your deadlights on the Great Seal of the Pirate! Ye landlubbers of the USA have an eagle on yer seal. But what self-lubbin' swashbuckler would let an eagle perch atop his shoulder. H'arrrr! Even ye most logwood-brained scurvydog knows that the pirate's signature bird be the parrot! And ours be havin' his own eyepatch!
Yer eagle be holdin' an olive branch in his talon? Cacklefruit! What use be a savage buccaneer havin' for a symbol of peace? Behold instead, the pirate cutlass! And what else yer eagle be holdin', a bundle of arrows? What forrrrrr? Ye can't run a shot across the bow with an arrow! For that, ye need the pirate's barker of choice, the flintlock musket!
And of course we be toppin' off his shield with the age-old mark of freebooters everywhere -- ye ole Jolly Roger! He's even missin' a few teeth. Because what self-lubbin' pirate has all his teeth? Damn yer eyes!
Yer eagle be holdin' an olive branch in his talon? Cacklefruit! What use be a savage buccaneer havin' for a symbol of peace? Behold instead, the pirate cutlass! And what else yer eagle be holdin', a bundle of arrows? What forrrrrr? Ye can't run a shot across the bow with an arrow! For that, ye need the pirate's barker of choice, the flintlock musket!
And of course we be toppin' off his shield with the age-old mark of freebooters everywhere -- ye ole Jolly Roger! He's even missin' a few teeth. Because what self-lubbin' pirate has all his teeth? Damn yer eyes!
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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
Sizing
S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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Pirate Seal
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt