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Oh. Welcome to Pompous Pines, the world's most exclusive country club. Judging from your lack of a club-issued cream blazer, I take it you'd like to apply for a membership. How quaint. Well, you made it this far, meaning you successfully navigated our non-member entrance. (Others have died in that hedge maze.) I suppose I can humor you.
We require letters of recommendation from at least 12 existing members, including at least one Winklevoss and one US President not named Bush. Pending that, we'll conduct an investigation to check for any history of criminality, outspoken children or manual labor in your past. Should you pass, we'll have you come in for a round of interviews with the members of the Admissions Guild. They've been dead for some time, so contacting them can be tricky. Also, you may be asked to sacrifice a family pet.
Of course, the waiting list is 145 years, so you have some time to think it over. Best of luck to you. Please tip the centaur on your way out of the hedge maze.
We require letters of recommendation from at least 12 existing members, including at least one Winklevoss and one US President not named Bush. Pending that, we'll conduct an investigation to check for any history of criminality, outspoken children or manual labor in your past. Should you pass, we'll have you come in for a round of interviews with the members of the Admissions Guild. They've been dead for some time, so contacting them can be tricky. Also, you may be asked to sacrifice a family pet.
Of course, the waiting list is 145 years, so you have some time to think it over. Best of luck to you. Please tip the centaur on your way out of the hedge maze.
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