Progress Is Overrated T-Shirt
As any child laborer during the Industrial Revolution could attest, progress can be highly overrated. But one needn't spend their youth toiling 19-hour days in a boot polish factory to see this.
Take portable music players. Sure, it's great to have my entire library stored on a pocket-sized gizmo. But where's the giant play button and its satisfying "KA-CHUNK?" Where's the record function? Where are the comfy foam headphones? And -- most of all -- where's my damn "Endless Summer: 1985" mixtape?!
You know, maybe we should go back to those Industrial Revolution days. I'll bet you their portable-music player was something even more timeless and classic.
Take portable music players. Sure, it's great to have my entire library stored on a pocket-sized gizmo. But where's the giant play button and its satisfying "KA-CHUNK?" Where's the record function? Where are the comfy foam headphones? And -- most of all -- where's my damn "Endless Summer: 1985" mixtape?!
You know, maybe we should go back to those Industrial Revolution days. I'll bet you their portable-music player was something even more timeless and classic.
