Punk Zebra
USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Which animal is clearly the most punk rock? Did you know that the zebra is the most punk rock of all animals? That's a fact.
Let's start with the obvious. Zebras have mo-hawks. Zebras have loud, obnoxious stripes, meaning they clearly do not give a crap what you think. And zebras cannot be tamed, unlike their more corporate relative the horse (better known as the "Super Bowl Halftime Show" of the animal kingdom).
Also, like many punk rock bands, zebras typically use only three guitar chords or fewer and must be wary of lions and hyenas while on the savanna.
Let's start with the obvious. Zebras have mo-hawks. Zebras have loud, obnoxious stripes, meaning they clearly do not give a crap what you think. And zebras cannot be tamed, unlike their more corporate relative the horse (better known as the "Super Bowl Halftime Show" of the animal kingdom).
Also, like many punk rock bands, zebras typically use only three guitar chords or fewer and must be wary of lions and hyenas while on the savanna.
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The Details
Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
Sizing
S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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Punk Zebra
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt