Pyure Magic
USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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What's there to see in Pyongyang? Planning a trip this summer? You could go to Paris. Or London. Or the Caribbean. You and a billion other people. Or, if you want to enjoy something truly unique -- a place where you'll never have to put up with annoying tourists -- you can come to beautiful Pyongyang! As we say around here, "Pyongyang is Pyure Magic!"
Now, we know what you're thinking. North Korea? Isn't that the whack-a-do socialist dictatorship run by that chubby kid who keeps threatening to attack the United States? Sure. But it's so much more than that! For instance, did you know that they discovered the remains of a ancient unicorn lair right here in North Korea? It's true!
Well, it's not quite true. Turns out that was a translation error. What they actually found was a kirin, which is a four-legged creature with the head of a dragon and the body of a tiger. Still though, that's pretty good!
While you're here, make sure to take in some of the Big P's many, many statues dedicated to its beloved leaders! And murals. There are shit tons of those too.
Now, we know what you're thinking. North Korea? Isn't that the whack-a-do socialist dictatorship run by that chubby kid who keeps threatening to attack the United States? Sure. But it's so much more than that! For instance, did you know that they discovered the remains of a ancient unicorn lair right here in North Korea? It's true!
Well, it's not quite true. Turns out that was a translation error. What they actually found was a kirin, which is a four-legged creature with the head of a dragon and the body of a tiger. Still though, that's pretty good!
While you're here, make sure to take in some of the Big P's many, many statues dedicated to its beloved leaders! And murals. There are shit tons of those too.
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The Details
Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
Sizing
S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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Pyure Magic
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt