Redrum Cereal Bowl T-Shirt
Hey buddy, I don't want to alarm you, but I think your cereal bowl might be trying to tell you something. I'm not usually one for poltergeists but, uh... that ain't normal.
Hmmmm. Have you noticed any other strange phenomena lately? Has the microwave been flashing "6:66?" Is your Blackberry calendar permanently stuck on Oct.31? Has your son's Teddy Ruxpin begun ominously saying things like, "Playtime's over!"? Yup, I thought so. Dude, your house has turned into one big horror movie cliche. I'd get out of here right now.
Oh. Of course. You're going to stay. Typical. Well, I know how this ends. I'm outtie. Have fun. Just don't come running to me when your kid starts crab-walking down the steps backwards.
Hmmmm. Have you noticed any other strange phenomena lately? Has the microwave been flashing "6:66?" Is your Blackberry calendar permanently stuck on Oct.31? Has your son's Teddy Ruxpin begun ominously saying things like, "Playtime's over!"? Yup, I thought so. Dude, your house has turned into one big horror movie cliche. I'd get out of here right now.
Oh. Of course. You're going to stay. Typical. Well, I know how this ends. I'm outtie. Have fun. Just don't come running to me when your kid starts crab-walking down the steps backwards.
