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So why the heck did we make this?
Regular or decaf? Regular, obviously! Decaf? Are you kidding? Decaf? How dare you even ask me that! Did I just invite you to join my knitting circle? Then why would you think I drink decaf?
Seriously, decaf? I'm offended that you would even use that word around me. If God wanted us to drink decaf, coffee beans would not have caffeine. And I need my caffeine like I need potable water, oxygen and my French press. I need the full impact of the bean.
I'll bet you decaf coffee is what the serve in hell. That's right, in hell they have a really depressing break room with a big pot of decaf coffee and a keg of O'Doul's.
Regular forever!
Seriously, decaf? I'm offended that you would even use that word around me. If God wanted us to drink decaf, coffee beans would not have caffeine. And I need my caffeine like I need potable water, oxygen and my French press. I need the full impact of the bean.
I'll bet you decaf coffee is what the serve in hell. That's right, in hell they have a really depressing break room with a big pot of decaf coffee and a keg of O'Doul's.
Regular forever!
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