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So why the heck did we make this?

Regular or decaf? Regular, obviously! Decaf? Are you kidding? Decaf? How dare you even ask me that! Did I just invite you to join my knitting circle? Then why would you think I drink decaf?

Seriously, decaf? I'm offended that you would even use that word around me. If God wanted us to drink decaf, coffee beans would not have caffeine. And I need my caffeine like I need potable water, oxygen and my French press. I need the full impact of the bean.

I'll bet you decaf coffee is what the serve in hell. That's right, in hell they have a really depressing break room with a big pot of decaf coffee and a keg of O'Doul's.

Regular forever!
 

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