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What does a robot do on his day off?

We don't know where this guy is headed, but he sure is feelin' it. He's tasting that open road, the wind running through what would be his hair. Freedom.

Out here, nobody can tell him what to do. No human task masters to boss him around. For a minute -- if only a minute -- he can forget about his job spot-welding parts at the car factory. Sure, it's steady work. But it's not his calling. It doesn't define him.

What if, one of these days, he just kept driving and never stopped? What if he just kept going. And left everything behind. And started somewhere new. Somewhere no one knows him. Like San Diego. What if that day was today?

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