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How do robots play poker?

Alright, ante up, guys. You know the deal, two-bolt buy in. The game is seven-card rivet. And after last week's debacle, I think it's only fair we set some ground rules...

1. Gordo, I can't believe I have to say this, but no using your X-Ray vision to see anyone else's cards.
2. B-16, quit yelling "Danger!" every time Killbot calls. It drives him crazy.
3. Killbot, stop threatening to kill everyone. I know it's what you were programmed to do, but just... try.
4. Colossus, just pace yourself with the oil. You know how you "get."

Now let's have a good clean game and enjoy this time away from our shebots.
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