Santa Sloth
USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Slowest Santa Ever Every Christmas Eve, Santa Sloth brings gifts to good children all over the world! Or... He tries to anyway. Truth be told, he doesn't usually get very far.
I mean, just think of the math. Let's say there are 2 billion kids in the world (ballpark). That's 2 billion homes he has to cover in the span of 24 hours. There are 86,400 seconds in a day. That leaves him with .0000432 seconds per child. This is a creature with a top speed of 0.07 miles per hour. Just saying, that's a tall order. We'd be impressed if he made it through one house before sunrise.
How did this legend get started anyway?
I mean, just think of the math. Let's say there are 2 billion kids in the world (ballpark). That's 2 billion homes he has to cover in the span of 24 hours. There are 86,400 seconds in a day. That leaves him with .0000432 seconds per child. This is a creature with a top speed of 0.07 miles per hour. Just saying, that's a tall order. We'd be impressed if he made it through one house before sunrise.
How did this legend get started anyway?
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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
Sizing
S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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chuckkle
fun
this was a gift. She liked it.
10/4/17