Santa Sloth

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Slowest Santa Ever

Every Christmas Eve, Santa Sloth brings gifts to good children all over the world! Or... He tries to anyway. Truth be told, he doesn't usually get very far.

I mean, just think of the math. Let's say there are 2 billion kids in the world (ballpark). That's 2 billion homes he has to cover in the span of 24 hours. There are 86,400 seconds in a day. That leaves him with .0000432 seconds per child. This is a creature with a top speed of 0.07 miles per hour. Just saying, that's a tall order. We'd be impressed if he made it through one house before sunrise.

How did this legend get started anyway?

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