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Seagull Captain

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Will you answer the caw?

This salty old sea captain has seen it all. It doesn't matter what kind of stories you have, he's got you beat. Like the time an angry salmon cut his boat in half and bit off a piece of his leg. Or the time his first mate exploded after accidentally eating an antacid tablet. Or about the time he landed a bullseye on the head of a 5-year-old boy who had been chasing his crew around the beach with a shovel.

And he's not about to take any sass from these greenhorns who don't know their beak from their tailfeathers. After all, he's been smoking on the same corncob pipe since before they were hatched. If you were expecting an easy ride, you've got another thing coming!

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