Sins T-Shirt
Do you look at the seven deadly sins less as a pathway to eternal damnation and more as a checklist for Friday night? Then this t-shirt goes out to you -- the multi-taskers. You're a firehose of excess. A cornucopia of hedonistic delights. You're a steam engine that runs on fun. And you will sleep when they bury you in the ground (or blow you up on a moving Jet Ski, as your will dictates).
That's right, no one's gonna tell what you what you can and can't drink while at the firing range. Or that it's "deadly" to lick that psychoactive toad. It's your body, dammit, and you're free to waste it as you see fit.
If you're going to hell, you're gonna have fun on the ride. Plus, modern medicine is amazing. Who knows what miracle cures they'll have by the time you're 40. And even if they don't, just think of how epic it's going to be when that Jet Ski blows you to hell while fading into the sunset.
That's right, no one's gonna tell what you what you can and can't drink while at the firing range. Or that it's "deadly" to lick that psychoactive toad. It's your body, dammit, and you're free to waste it as you see fit.
If you're going to hell, you're gonna have fun on the ride. Plus, modern medicine is amazing. Who knows what miracle cures they'll have by the time you're 40. And even if they don't, just think of how epic it's going to be when that Jet Ski blows you to hell while fading into the sunset.
