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Slappin' da Bass

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Why do penguins love jazz?

If we were in a jazz band, we would totally want a penguin backing us up on the upright bass. Just look at this guy. Cool as ice, and steady as a rock.

And who's to say it's not possible? After all, penguins need to have some kind of hobby. After a long, cold day of dodging leopard seals and bringing home regurgitated fish guts, this guy blows off steam by slappin' da bass at night in some divey Antarctic jazz club.

And you know it wouldn't be for the money. Heck no. He's a penguin; what's he gonna do with money?
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