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Alright, this is it, last quarter. I just know this thing is about to spill. Come on big money, daddy needs a new Range Rover! (Or he at least needs enough cash for the $5.99 hotel buffet.) OK, here we go... Ka-chunk... Ping!... Ping!... Ping!
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!
Holy crap. Holy crap. HOOO-LEEE CRAP! I hit three mandrills! One of the rarest hits in all of slots! JACKPOT!!! Have you ever heard such a glorious sound? I can't believe this. I haven't even seen a mandrill once on this machine -- and I've been playing it for the past 48 hours. Now I hit three in one spin! Karma is truly smiling on me today.
This almost makes up for losing my Range Rover at the poker tables.
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!
Holy crap. Holy crap. HOOO-LEEE CRAP! I hit three mandrills! One of the rarest hits in all of slots! JACKPOT!!! Have you ever heard such a glorious sound? I can't believe this. I haven't even seen a mandrill once on this machine -- and I've been playing it for the past 48 hours. Now I hit three in one spin! Karma is truly smiling on me today.
This almost makes up for losing my Range Rover at the poker tables.
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