Model is 6'0" and 153 lbs. He is wearing a size small.
Model is 6'0" and 153 lbs. He is wearing a size small. Click to view our sizing chart

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Feeling Unaccomplished?

I know how it is. These days it seems like everyone you know is working at their dream job. Or going on amazing vacations. Or posting pictures of themselves skydiving naked over the Galapagos. But I'm here to tell you, "Slow down, you're doing fine!"

Seriously, imagine how I feel. I'm a sloth! Just getting from one branch to the other is an all-day proposition. If I let it bother me every time my friend the flying squirrel started yappin' about his adventures, I'd go insane! But I don't get caught up in that. In fact, I'm not even on Facebook. Who needs it?

Just focus on doing what makes you happy and forget everything else. Why do you think I'm smiling all the time?
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