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Why are you so paranoid?

Is your vision 20/20? How about your paranoia-vision? Now you can challenge onlookers to test their vision with the eye chart everyone should read. As the famous saying goes, "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you." We couldn't have said it better ourselves, though we could shorten it a bit, change the spacing, work in some color...
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