Subliminal Eye Chart T-Shirt

Is your vision 20/20? How about your paranoia-vision? Now you can challenge onlookers to test their vision with the eye chart everyone should read. As the famous saying goes, "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you." We couldn't have said it better ourselves, though we could shorten it a bit, change the spacing, work in some color...

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$19 Men's T-Shirt

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• Super Soft 100% American
30/1 combed ringspun cotton
• Eco Friendly Water-based Ink
• Screenprinted tagless neck
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