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Ever mistaken a mall-rat for a Neanderthal?

Imagine if our early ancestors had developed skateboards. That would've changed up the ol' evolutionary timeline, eh?

When you think about it, it's not that far flung. Once you've invented the wheel, most of the heavy lifting is done. Then it's a matter of slapping a piece of found wood on top. And maybe some well-placed sticks and stones to serve as the trucks, which could be held together by a strong sap or resin.

Just imagine how history would have changed. Instead of hitting a golf ball on the Moon, Alan Shepard would have done a lunar kickflip. Jackie Robinson would have broken the color barrier at the X Games (which would be called The Normal Games). And Jesse Owens would have shattered Hitler's Aryan myth by taking gold in Vert, Park, Street and Big Air.

We're not saying it would have been likely -- just not impossible.

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