That's What She Said T-Shirt
It's hard to pick a favorite Mark Twain quote. "Always tell the truth; then you don't have to remember anything." Wise words! "Golf is a good walk spoiled." Heh, so true. And, perhaps his most famous line, "That's what she said."
Wait. Did the intern put this list of quotes together? Damnit, I said not to have the intern do it! Every time he does research, this happens. For the last time: Shakespeare never said, "This shit writes itself." Gandhi never said, "May the force be with you." And Mark Twain never said, "That's what she said."
Actually, maybe he did say it. I mean, technically speaking, he must've uttered the words "That's what she said" at some point in his life, right? Who cares how he intended it? Look, we already printed the t-shirts -- let's just go with it.
Now, the real question: What to do with all these Aristotle "Show Me the Money!" shirts?
Wait. Did the intern put this list of quotes together? Damnit, I said not to have the intern do it! Every time he does research, this happens. For the last time: Shakespeare never said, "This shit writes itself." Gandhi never said, "May the force be with you." And Mark Twain never said, "That's what she said."
Actually, maybe he did say it. I mean, technically speaking, he must've uttered the words "That's what she said" at some point in his life, right? Who cares how he intended it? Look, we already printed the t-shirts -- let's just go with it.
Now, the real question: What to do with all these Aristotle "Show Me the Money!" shirts?
