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The End Is Near T-Shirt
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So why the heck did we make this?
For years now, we at Headline Shirts have been alarming you of the coming Apocalypse. Admittedly, we may have misconstrued certain signs of impending doom -- the Mars landing, Octo-Mom, and the return the McRib, to name a few. But this time, it's for real!
I mean, just look at that. The. End. Is. Near. We're not talking about some ambiguous crop circles in the middle of nowhere. We're talking about a big, plain-as-day sign in the hills of Los Angeles!
Hmmm. Now that we think about it, do you think anyone in LA will even notice? Just saying, LA people aren't exactly known for their attentiveness. I mean, Death himself could probably ride down Sunset Blvd. on his pale horse -- with Hell following behind him -- and people would just think it was heavy smog.
I mean, just look at that. The. End. Is. Near. We're not talking about some ambiguous crop circles in the middle of nowhere. We're talking about a big, plain-as-day sign in the hills of Los Angeles!
Hmmm. Now that we think about it, do you think anyone in LA will even notice? Just saying, LA people aren't exactly known for their attentiveness. I mean, Death himself could probably ride down Sunset Blvd. on his pale horse -- with Hell following behind him -- and people would just think it was heavy smog.
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