The Usual Suspects T-Shirt
OK, Mrs. Johnson, I know you've been through a lot today, but right now I need you to be brave for me. I want you to look through this window. Now, tell me: Do you see the -- uh -- "man" who broke into your kitchen?
Nothing? Maybe we can jog your memory. Do you remember any strange behavior? Like -- oh I don't know -- maybe he was riding a skateboard and speaking in rhymes? Or maybe he was looking for the great taste of cookies and milk? Or maybe he was bouncing on a pogo stick looking for pizzas to crush?
What's that? Hmmm. And you're certain it was a "robble robble" noise? That's all we need to hear.
Number 3, step forward! The rest of you are free to go.
Nothing? Maybe we can jog your memory. Do you remember any strange behavior? Like -- oh I don't know -- maybe he was riding a skateboard and speaking in rhymes? Or maybe he was looking for the great taste of cookies and milk? Or maybe he was bouncing on a pogo stick looking for pizzas to crush?
What's that? Hmmm. And you're certain it was a "robble robble" noise? That's all we need to hear.
Number 3, step forward! The rest of you are free to go.
