They're Fake T-Shirt

But they're spectacular! And now you can have the perfect t-shirt to accompany them. Printed with shimmering gold foil ink, the classic, bold lettering is just the right combination of size and texture. And the parentheses let the world know that, while you may have enormous silicon jugs, you're also quite refined.

*Not guaranteed as a cure for self-esteem and/or daddy issues.

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Women's

$19 Women's T-Shirt

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HERE'S THE SCOOP:

• Super Soft 100% American
30/1 combed ringspun cotton
• Eco Friendly Water-based Ink
• Screenprinted tagless neck
• Ships in 24 hours (weekdays)

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