Twinkie and Cockroach T-Shirt
Confirming what was once believed a myth, Twinkies and cockroaches inherited the earth yesterday, as a nuclear holocaust set off by humans destroyed the entirety of life on the planet.
"The Twinkie community has not been this excited since the Cuban Missile Crisis, which many of us are indeed old enough to remember," said an elated Captain Twinkie, alluding to the snack's virtually infinite shelf life. "Of course, that 'crisis' was just a false promise. Now – finally – our day has arrived!"
Early indications suggest that the two sides will coexist peacefully, due largely to the fact that cockroaches apparently hate the taste of Twinkies.
"The Twinkie community has not been this excited since the Cuban Missile Crisis, which many of us are indeed old enough to remember," said an elated Captain Twinkie, alluding to the snack's virtually infinite shelf life. "Of course, that 'crisis' was just a false promise. Now – finally – our day has arrived!"
Early indications suggest that the two sides will coexist peacefully, due largely to the fact that cockroaches apparently hate the taste of Twinkies.
