Undercover Cactus
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Undercover Cactus

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Anyone else think that cactus looks like a cop?

OK, move along, people. Nothing to see here. Just your average, ordinary cactus in vacation clothes and a mustache. Definitely not an undercover cop or anything like that.

I mean, come on. An undercover cactus? Who's ever heard of such a thing? And even if such a thing existed -- which I'm definitely not saying it does -- what crimes would there be for it to solve out here, in the middle of the desert? The only "traffic" we get here are a few lizards and roadrunners. And maybe the occasional drug cartel making a drop of high-grade methamphetamine.

Errrr, forget that last thing I said. I was just kidding. How would I know anything about that, anyway? I'm just a spiny, drought-resistant plant. The only thing I'm good at is retaining water for long periods of time, ha ha. That, and infiltrating multinational crime syndicates without raising even the slightest suspicion. Uuuuh, but never mind all that. Some weather we're having here, huh?

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