United Condiments
USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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What's the first step to world peace? Want to start an argument? I mean like a knock-down, drag-out, "get off my property" argument? Start a discussion about condiments. Seriously. People may not have an opinion about politics, or race relations in the 21st Century, but they damn sure know the correct thing to put on a hot dog.
With tensions boiling over, we decided it was time to start an allied governing body. A "United Condiments," if you will. French mustard standing alongside Italian olive oil. Soy sauce and hotsauce, walking hand in hand. And then there's American ketchup, providing muscle and legitimacy to the whole thing.
We're not saying it will totally put an end to conflict. But it might just help us learn to get along.
With tensions boiling over, we decided it was time to start an allied governing body. A "United Condiments," if you will. French mustard standing alongside Italian olive oil. Soy sauce and hotsauce, walking hand in hand. And then there's American ketchup, providing muscle and legitimacy to the whole thing.
We're not saying it will totally put an end to conflict. But it might just help us learn to get along.
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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
Sizing
S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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United Condiments
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt