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Water You Scared Of? Kid's T-Shirt

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Kid's T-Shirt

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So why the heck did we make this?

MYTH: Octopuses are great swimmers.
FACT: Most octopuses (or octopi, depending on your preference) are terrible swimmers, and even scared of water. This has come to light recently, as scientists who study these enigmatic creatures have discovered octopuses wearing training floats (or "floaties") as well as goggles and occasionally flippers.

MYTH: Octopuses are highly intelligent problem solvers.
FACT: Octopuses are lousy problem solvers. Most cannot even solve a typical Reader's Digest crossword puzzle.

MYTH: Octopuses have eight arms.
FACT: Octopuses have two arms and two legs, just like humans.

All of these facts were pulled from the Internet, so we can only assume they are true.

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