Weekend Forecast T-Shirt
Friday will be sunny and calm, with a few passing clouds. Temperatures in the low 70s.
Saturday slightly cooler. Towards the evening, a teenage couple making out in the woods will accidentally run over an alien creature with their car. The hideous creature's hand will fall off, but then come alive and begin to stalk the teens (don't ask).
Some time later, everything will be overrun with by little green men with veiny, throbbing foreheads, who will come within inches of destroying humanity, until it is discovered that they can be killed simply by shining bright lights at them.
Sunday mostly sunny with with a high around 75.
Saturday slightly cooler. Towards the evening, a teenage couple making out in the woods will accidentally run over an alien creature with their car. The hideous creature's hand will fall off, but then come alive and begin to stalk the teens (don't ask).
Some time later, everything will be overrun with by little green men with veiny, throbbing foreheads, who will come within inches of destroying humanity, until it is discovered that they can be killed simply by shining bright lights at them.
Sunday mostly sunny with with a high around 75.
