What Country Should We Screw Next? T-Shirt
Riding on the success of its plan to turn Iraq into a civil war-torn hellhole where decades of dictatorial oppression seem quaint by comparison, the Bush administration now wants your help in deciding who we should screw next.
In the new gameshow, "Wheel of Catastrophe," ordinary citizens can compete to determine where the next needless humanitarian disaster will be. People interested in being contestants should send a short description of why they want to "Spin the Wheel!"
Be sure to include a self-addressed, stamped envelope, along with recommended troop levels and exit strategies (if applicable).
In the new gameshow, "Wheel of Catastrophe," ordinary citizens can compete to determine where the next needless humanitarian disaster will be. People interested in being contestants should send a short description of why they want to "Spin the Wheel!"
Be sure to include a self-addressed, stamped envelope, along with recommended troop levels and exit strategies (if applicable).
