Which Country Should We Screw Next? T-Shirt

With the endgame finally in sight for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, leaders of the Military Industrial Complex now want your help in deciding which country we should screw next.

In the new gameshow, "Wheel of Catastrophe," ordinary citizens can compete to determine where the next needless and/or horribly-planned invasion will occur. People interested in being contestants should send a short description of why they want to "Spin the Wheel!"

Be sure to include a self-addressed, stamped envelope, along with recommended troop levels and exit strategies (if applicable).