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Widowmaker Hose

Regular Price: $28.00

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What's so funny about a garden hose?

Doesn't this just take you back? The ol' garden-hose spray nozzle. Sure, it was meant for watering Mom's hydrangeas, but what they were really selling was a military-grade water cannon. The "widowmaker" of squirtguns, with an unlimited stream of ammo. It had two settings, gentle mist and FIREHOSE! What better weapon for sneaking up on your friends and blasting them with some icy-cold, unsolicited refreshment.

Not just that, though. You could literally control the weather with one of these. Just aim it straight up in the air and, suddenly, it's raining! At that moment, you knew how Tlaloc, the Aztec god of rain, felt when he was holding a garden hose.

And since rain and sun make a rainbow, we were always on the lookout for leprechauns. We never saw one. Maybe cuz they knew that if they showed up they would've gotten hosed.

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