You May Already Be A Loser T-Shirt
Congratulations! If you're looking at my t-shirt, you may already be a loser! To enter my sweepstakes, just take a look at my "Scratch 'N Lose" tee. If you fail to match any two items -- which I guarantee you will -- you lose! It's as simple as that.
I'm so confident that you're already a loser -- in fact, you're 31 times more likely to be killed by a meteorite while sitting on the toilet than you are to not lose this game -- that if you don't lose, I'll give you this t-shirt off my back. But then I'd be the loser, so I'm not sure you'd want that! Are you confused yet? Well that's further evidence that you're a loser!
We guarantee that no other t-shirt offers more ways to tell people they're a loser.
I'm so confident that you're already a loser -- in fact, you're 31 times more likely to be killed by a meteorite while sitting on the toilet than you are to not lose this game -- that if you don't lose, I'll give you this t-shirt off my back. But then I'd be the loser, so I'm not sure you'd want that! Are you confused yet? Well that's further evidence that you're a loser!
We guarantee that no other t-shirt offers more ways to tell people they're a loser.
