Your Blog Sucks T-Shirt
Dude, sorry, but even this rice farmer from a remote Far Eastern village can see that your blog sucks. And she doesn't even have running water, much less a laptop.
"No really," she thinks to herself, "that was so clever how you Photoshopped coke residue on a picture of Lindsay Lohan and pointed out that Kate Gosselin is fat. What a refreshing spin!" Oh, and she also enjoys the irony of you ranting about "the mainstream media" when 99 percent of your posts are ripped from mass-circulation gossip mags and the New York Post.
But she most admires your work ethic. I mean, two posts in only the last four weeks? Easy, tiger! We wouldn't want you to burn out. (Her words, not ours.)
"No really," she thinks to herself, "that was so clever how you Photoshopped coke residue on a picture of Lindsay Lohan and pointed out that Kate Gosselin is fat. What a refreshing spin!" Oh, and she also enjoys the irony of you ranting about "the mainstream media" when 99 percent of your posts are ripped from mass-circulation gossip mags and the New York Post.
But she most admires your work ethic. I mean, two posts in only the last four weeks? Easy, tiger! We wouldn't want you to burn out. (Her words, not ours.)
