You're Not My Type T-Shirt

Tired of being groped by icky Eurotrash who don't speak the language of "NO?" Do you get swarmed by Taiwanese businessmen every time you go out for karaoke? Is there a deaf stalker in your life who doesn't know the sign for "restraining order?"

No need to fear! Now there's a t-shirt that will politely show your unwanted admirers "the door" in any language. The "You're Not My Type" translation grid lets people know you're not interested in 13 different languages. Braille version also available (because, let's face it, blind people can be assholes, too).