You're Not My Type T-Shirt

You're Not My Type T-Shirt

Tired of being groped by icky Eurotrash who don't speak the language of "NO?" Do you get swarmed by Taiwanese businessmen every time you go out for karaoke? Is there a deaf stalker in your life who doesn't know the sign for "restraining order?"

No need to fear! Now there's a t-shirt that will politely show your unwanted admirers "the door" in any language. The "You're Not My Type" translation grid lets people know you're not interested in 13 different languages. Braille version also available (because, let's face it, blind people can be assholes, too).

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$19 $12 Men's T-Shirt

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$19 $12 Women's T-Shirt

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HERE'S THE STORY:
• Super Soft 100% American
  30/1 combed ringspun cotton
• Eco Friendly Water-based Ink
• Screenprinted tagless neck
• Ships in 24 hours (weekdays)

Orders ship within 24 hours (weekdays). We ship for the low flat rate of $5 for US and Canada (or just $10 anywhere else). In the US and Canada small orders are shipped with USPS First Class Mail or USPS Priority Mail. Allow 1-7 days depending on location. International orders are shipped with USPS FIrst Class Mail. Allow 15-20 days for delivery

Fast Shipping. Orders ship within 24 hours (weekdays).

International Shipping for just $10 ($5 to the US & Canada)

Risk-free. Free returns and exchanges.

We're confident you'll be happy with your purchase. And if you're not, send it back! We'll exchange or return it free of charge within 30 days of purchase.

OK, now you've run out of excuses!

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designer t-shirt, retro t-shirt, sayings t-shirt