98% You (Special Order)

USD $28.00
Men's 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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NOTE: This Headline Classics t-shirt is made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged. Ships in 2-3 business days. Certain discounts and offers cannot be applied.
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About this product

Why keep denying it? Just own it, already. We can cover it up with technology, sophisticated language and chest wax, but the fact is, we're only 2 percent genetically different from this guy. A few chromosomes this way, and suddenly we're all climbing trees and dining on termites. All the global human dominance in the world can't hide it. In the grand view, we're all just tailless primates.

And it makes perfect sense when you think about it. Just look at the similarities. Conflict and peacekeeping, medicinal plant usage. The list goes on and on.

So next time you get down on yourself, step back and get a little perspective. You're a very highly functioning chimp! Now go put on that monkey suit and get back to work.

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Product Type On Demand Men's T-Shirt *NOTE: On Demand products are made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged.

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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98% You (Special Order)

Men's 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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Bob
Rating:
It was like looking in a mirror.
Great look and fit. Much positive reaction from friends and strangers alike. (emphasis on 'strange'). I just hope that more of the 'retired' shirts hit the special order page. Thanks again.
7/13/19

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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