About this product
Why keep denying it? Just own it, already. We can cover it up with technology, sophisticated language and chest wax, but the fact is, we're only 2 percent genetically different from this guy. A few chromosomes this way, and suddenly we're all climbing trees and dining on termites. All the global human dominance in the world can't hide it. In the grand view, we're all just tailless primates.
And it makes perfect sense when you think about it. Just look at the similarities. Conflict and peacekeeping, medicinal plant usage. The list goes on and on.
So next time you get down on yourself, step back and get a little perspective. You're a very highly functioning chimp! Now go put on that monkey suit and get back to work.
And it makes perfect sense when you think about it. Just look at the similarities. Conflict and peacekeeping, medicinal plant usage. The list goes on and on.
So next time you get down on yourself, step back and get a little perspective. You're a very highly functioning chimp! Now go put on that monkey suit and get back to work.
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The Details
Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
Sizing
S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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Bob
It was like looking in a mirror.
Great look and fit. Much positive reaction from friends and strangers alike. (emphasis on 'strange'). I just hope that more of the 'retired' shirts hit the special order page. Thanks again.
7/13/19
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