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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Why keep denying it? Just own it, already. We can cover it up with technology, sophisticated language and chest wax, but the fact is, we're only 2 percent genetically different from this guy. A few chromosomes this way, and suddenly we're all climbing trees and dining on termites. All the global human dominance in the world can't hide it. In the grand view, we're all just tailless primates.

And it makes perfect sense when you think about it. Just look at the similarities. Conflict and peacekeeping, medicinal plant usage. The list goes on and on.

So next time you get down on yourself, step back and get a little perspective. You're a very highly functioning chimp! Now go put on that monkey suit and get back to work.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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98% You

Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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Bob
Rating:
It was like looking in a mirror.
Great look and fit. Much positive reaction from friends and strangers alike. (emphasis on 'strange'). I just hope that more of the 'retired' shirts hit the special order page. Thanks again.
7/13/19

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